hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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