The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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