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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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