Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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