He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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