if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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