sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
