you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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i think i have two assholes
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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