There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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