I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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