Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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