I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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