How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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