the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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