i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
