he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(