is your mom at the bar?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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