I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Randomize
