Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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