in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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