Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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