I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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