He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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