we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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