So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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