I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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