I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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