Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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