I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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