my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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