Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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