If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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