So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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