His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Houston, we have a squirter
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
