ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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