Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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