I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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