you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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