Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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