She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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