one two three fourrrrnication!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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