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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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