my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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