As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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