haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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