Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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