so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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