wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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