So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dick very happy bro