I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.