y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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