he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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