I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You can't just leave with hair like that
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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