Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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