oh god the rape fog is back!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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