He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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