I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.