I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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