After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding