I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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